swagology

how to get a boyfriend

  • walk up to a a human of the male variety
  • curl your tongue and tell a joke at the same time
  • if you spit over him that’s ok because you’re getting to know each other
  • hold out a bag and offer him some fresh grass
  • if he tries to run away chase after him barking like a dog

this is 98.632% guaranteed i promise

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