swagology

how to get a boyfriend

  • walk up to a a human of the male variety
  • curl your tongue and tell a joke at the same time
  • if you spit over him that’s ok because you’re getting to know each other
  • hold out a bag and offer him some fresh grass
  • if he tries to run away chase after him barking like a dog

this is 98.632% guaranteed i promise

  1. umbug reblogged this from catboi
  2. catboi reblogged this from girlstxt
  3. monkeydtuffie reblogged this from mimimonkey
  4. cute-and-mischievous reblogged this from reluctantsoldier
  5. notlongeryours reblogged this from littlemissdevildaughter
  6. bumpsyplains reblogged this from tralalayahoho
  7. nmaryuu reblogged this from tralalayahoho
  8. thefantasticone reblogged this from reluctantsoldier
  9. littlemissdevildaughter reblogged this from girlstxt
  10. san--andreas reblogged this from girlstxt
  11. grunge-goats reblogged this from girlstxt
  12. girlstxt reblogged this from reiryugazakisrightboob
  13. sympatheticallyblue reblogged this from reluctantsoldier
  14. mimimonkey reblogged this from reluctantsoldier
  15. reiryugazakisrightboob reblogged this from praise-helix-fossil
  16. neemons reblogged this from tralalayahoho
  17. caramelbear77 reblogged this from reluctantsoldier
  18. praise-helix-fossil reblogged this from umbug
  19. kirkland-tea reblogged this from papururu
  20. reluctantsoldier reblogged this from papururu
  21. papururu reblogged this from tralalayahoho
  22. tralalayahoho reblogged this from umbug
  23. thermoometer posted this